Pregnant stripper...not hot.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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