Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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