at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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