Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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