Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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