Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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