I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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