Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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