PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Sober January is a disaster.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
