You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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