I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We have started to decorate penises.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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