I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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