Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
