covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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