Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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