Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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