wat bout pragnant strippers??
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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