At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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