Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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