and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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