She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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