I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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