I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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