Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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