So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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