put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I could make wine with my vomit
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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