Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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