brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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