My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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