Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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