I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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