Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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