We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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