she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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