After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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