I think im going to throw up on grandma
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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