what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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