Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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