i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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