I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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