You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My friends, they love my intelligence
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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