mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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