THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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