i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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