New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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