No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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