White coat. Heels.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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