he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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