I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
is wine microwaveable?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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