is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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