He is such a slut. More and more my type.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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