I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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