i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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