I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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