i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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