so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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