I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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